Half Laner

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!

Bitchpump

A lazy person and know it all that spends more energy constantly trying to control others by pumping out orders in hopes of manipulation.

Steve: Why don't you mow your grass north to south!
Darrell: You know what Bitchpump? Why don't you come show me?