Kristen

The most horrible person you will ever meet. She will kill your joy when she looks at you. You will have a hard time tell the she actually is a woman. She smokes weed, byes things she cant afford, she weighs over 200 pounds and has no personal life of her own.

|Friends Mom| Did you hear about Kristen and that naked man in her basement?!
|Friends Aunt| Yeah didn't they smoke weed together last weekend!
|Friends Mom| Yeah! Every time I hear his name I shed my face in shame for that poor son of hers.
|Friends Aunt| Lets go to Safora
|Friends Mom| Yeah bitch.

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Zion

A total weirdo freak living in Catonsville. He thinks he is a ghetto ass wigger so he goes to Arbutus and loves to talk to people with eccentric names like "Tuesday" and "Tabatha". Also converses with Random Ass Guys.

"Z" gurl ill shank the ho
"T"gurl i will get deltries on you!
"Z"gurl dont make me rip out you weave gurl
"T"BItch i will fuck you up gurl
"Z" gurl stop trifuling

Random Ass Guy "Nigga Wassup!"
Zion "Nothin! Wassup ma Homenigga!"
RAG "Nigga ma ho be skankin up ma room on friday!"
Zion "What that bitch do again! I told u she was a ho"
RAG "Well, turns out she hass balls! Who knew!"
Zion "Me!"
RAG "Bitch!"

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