DMF

Noun:
Double Middle Fingers-
When one is pist off at a person, situation or the entire world; flying two middle fingers in the air to demonstrate disgust, disdain or hatred.

Girl: My boss was a complete douchebag to me at work today. Wouldn't even talk to me.
Guy: Fuck him. DMF!!!
flying the bird; fuck off; suck my dick

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ZSR

Zombie Survival Rating:

Similar to the PSR of the well known television program on The Discovery Channel Naked and Agraid, this is a rating given to an individual to gauge their preparedness and ability to ward off infected "zombies" during the Zombie Apocalypse.

Jason: What do you think your ZSR would be at the start of the Zombie Apocalypse on a scale of 1-10?

Emily: Definitely a 4.5. I have no weapons and my car isn't very fast. What's yours?

Jason: About a 9. Yeah, a 9.