scene

stupid fashion trend that pretends to be "indivual".

Scene clothes for girl:
-TIGHT jeans (pref. black)
-Band tee they've probably never heard of
-head band,bows,hair clips made for 5 year olds
-plastic beads+jewllery
-checkered vans, converse, nike dunks or flats
-too much eyeliner
- bandana
- white scarf with black pattern all over it with tassles, etc. that actually originate from jerusalum/palestine or wherever and now are a stupid fashion trend. bet you didnt know that stupid scenekids.

Scene clothes boy:
the same expet the hair accesories. probably wearing his sisters/girlfriends size 00 jeans that are so tight he has probably lost the use of 1+ of his balls.
-nike jacket that is half white half green/red/blue that he thinks makes him look more ghetto although he lives in a middle-class suburban area.

Scene hair:
black with bleached streaks or coloured streaks. Huge side fringe covering most of their face. Hides true ugliness. Backcombed to a ridiculous height. Girls: really choppy or long extensions that looks a bit mullet-ish.

Scence phrases: rawr! thats the SEX! phitt, ghey, lyke, mayte, omg, cuntface, trampface, fuckface, glamourface, every stupid scene word followed by face, etc.

Typical scene myspace:
hey, the names (insert name here)i love my scene friends more than anything (Translation: i couldn't give a fuck about friends however they're scene like me and thats all that matters) i love getting drunk and smoking (Translation: look at me! look at me! i am hardcoorrree to the bone) seeing bands && photography (translation: i love taking pics of myself with a new scene hair cut/pout/writing a note saying "rawwwrr" look i just wrote && instead of and! Im even thinking of appling a trademark symbol to my name because im so fucking original my name "murdergirl;scenehorror;cuntface;" needs to be trademarked)comment my pictures (translation: because im secretly insecure despite my arrogant and obnoxious attitude i need to to tell me a trillion times im "phitt as fuck lyke" <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 peace (translation: look at me! i just formed a heart using common keyboard symbols!) i love robots and dinosaurs and other scene stuff (Translation: all my scene friends like them so i do too, cuz im origianl like that)

murdergirl;scenehorror;cuntface : hey are you going to (insert local area where scence kids go, probably a show) later? im getting wankerd. its gonna be fucked up! im backcombing my hair about 7 inches of my head and wearing my huge sunglasses.
rawrface;superbitch;rottenkid: yeah lyke i way am. im gonna get off with lyke 20 people. my mayte Antarctica is coming isnt that such a cool scene name.

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gypsy

Traditionally, from Romania gypsies have now spread to the UK and mostly speak in an annoying Irish-English dialect. Most of them steal anything they can get there hands on, con people and scam then into doing a shitty tarmac job for their drive. They live in caravans in fields and have about 50 cousins and are probably in-bred. After all they all look the same; scraggy dark hair (lots of it), which probably doesn't get cut. They wear stupid chav clothes and fake burberry. Also known as a (stupid fucking) pikey.

(Gypsy hobbles over drunkedly someones drive and knocks the door)
Random man: (opens door) Yeah?
Gypsy: (in weird irish/english/farmer accent) Are yous intrested in some tarrrrmaaacc?
Random man: (looks blank) No.
Gypsy: (Walks away wearing a flat cap covering his dark greasy hair, trampy clothes and wellies that have "been in the family for years" (yeah...) and a trampy jumper/tracksuit top covering his abnomally hairy arms)
Random man: (thinks to self) stupid fucking pikey)

Gypsy then retreats to his untaxed van filled with stolen scrap metal to sell it on to his stupid gypo friends.

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