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The Contest

A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.

"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"

by BixbySnyder69 May 11, 2021

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Funko Pop

Figureines based on Movies, Books, TV Shows, Video Games, Celebrities, and literally anything else you can think of. They all have the same lame-ass, uninspired design. They also come in different shapes and sizes such as keychains, 18 inch tall figures, plush dolls, and probably more. The most common varieties consist of Disney, Marvel, DC, Rick and Morty, and the Big Bang Theory. You know a company has really sold out when they license their property/brand to Funko.

Person A: "Hey check out my collection of Funko Pops"
Person B: "You actually enjoy these?"

by BixbySnyder69 January 21, 2021

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Bixby Snyder

Bixby Snyder is the host of a non-existent TV show called "It's not my problem." Bixby is portrayed by S. D. Nemith and is most famous for his iconic catchphrase "I'd buy that for a dollar!" The line is a running joke in the 1987 film 'Robocop'. While not seen much in the film, it is implied that Bixby is frequently offered incredibly lucky or rewarding prizes involving one or more women of questionable moral standing.

Bro you get all the girls, you're just like Bixby Snyder.

by BixbySnyder69 January 18, 2021


Honor

If you need it defined, you don't have it.

Person A: Do I have honor?
Person B: No

by BixbySnyder69 March 10, 2021