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When something unexpected happens.
The end of the Sixth Sense was a total "Oprah's Sister"
Popular in the Burlesque world. Moustache Tits are when a dance has straight fringe pasties.
Dancer: Do you like my new fringe pasties?
Me: They kind of look like moustache tits.
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Every Sunday evening on TLC they have shows about tree man or the woman with giant legs.
Me: "Did you hear about the 40 year old stuck in a 10 year olds body?"
You: "Yeah, it was on the Sunday Night Freak Show."
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When a group of 3 or more non-nerds surround a nerd and push him/her back and forth around said circle.
Kathryn's such a loser. We should nerd circle her!
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A popular game with Metal Heads. You play the intro of a Black Sabbath song, shut it off before the singing starts, and guess weather it's Dio or Ozzy.
Play the intro to Mob Rules and ask "Dio or No Dio"
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Posting vague, bitchy, rude facebook statuses
Kathryn's bitch-booking again. She just updated her status to "Get over yourself."
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That flight was 5 hours and I was steaming the cheese the whole time!