biffkin

The hair that grows off the gooch not the gooch itself!

My biffkin is getting too long. I may need to shave it.

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commitment

Fuck that.

Commitment is like puss. You get a taste, think its okay then BAM! it sucks. Really, Really sucks. Avoid if possible.

Girl: "I love you"
Guy is a fucking speck on the horizon.

Commitment: Yeah right.

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