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Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the womanΓ’ΒΒs anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.
In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.
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When you are fucking her doggie style, get a nose bleed and pour blood onto her back.
The air here is so dry I redbacked this whore while pounding her from behind. Oops!
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A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.
She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.
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She preferred balls deep, D.A.S. over "just the tip." If she did not feel the slap of balls on her ass, she could not cum.
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The wake and bake equivalent of anal sex. Being woken up by anal sex.
The best cure for narcolepsy is a prescription of wanal.
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