Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

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