Jackie

A Jackie is a Jerkazoid, otherwise known as a Jerkie or Jerk for short. She is often annoying and has a voice like a frog being strung on a washing-line. Irritating and frequently obnoxious, Jackies have been known to fall UP stairs, to frequent unsavory establishments where they pass out drunk in the corner and lose their sunglasses (twice) as well as dip almost anything into a cup of tea/coffee before consuming it (one can only suppose that they have to soften their prey in order to devour it)

Oh look, what's that lumpy thing over there looking in the mirror and claiming that her eyes are green when they are distinctly mud colored and therefore hazel? Oh, it's just a Jackie.

Oh look, what's that thing over there with the ketchup-y colored hair? Oh that, it's just a Jerk dancing like a spider monkey and cawing at any lad or lass - tis their mating dance I presume, note the wild gesturing and flailing of arms, the stomping of feet. yes indeed, a mating dance. (throws up)

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