clown dick

Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.

"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"

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Dropping an Anchor

When trying to sleep off a major drunken buzz. this is the act of keeping one leg off the bed/couch/coffeetable and firmly planted on the floor, this causes the room to slow down or stop spinning.

You "Man, I drank so much that I was Dropping an Anchor."
Him "You had to take a shit?"
You "Naw man, had to keep one foot off the bed so the room would stop spinning so I can get some motherfucking sleep"

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