Sun

The sun can burn your face off and ruin your life, maybe even kill you, but can also make your day bright, enthusiastic, fun, happy, and sometimes when setting or rising very romantic indeed.

Example - "The sun is just so romantic when it's setting!"

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Cara

a homosexual.

Nathan - "Hey Cara, I was wondering if-"
Cara - "I'M LESBIAN!!!!!!!"

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Tall Girl

Say it with a straight face to a black woman, survivor of the holocaust, and has stage four cancer - "You think your life is hard? I'm wearing size thirteen nikes... MENS size thirteen nikes. BEAT THAT!"

Tall Girl... *silence*

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