Cock and Ass

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.

Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!

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turquoise

Think's it's a colour. When really, its just pretending to be a mixture of green and blue.

Person: What's your favourite colour?
Laura: Turquoise
Person: WHAT? thats not a colour!?!? you stupid D.....etc...

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totaphobia

Totaphobia, a fear of absolutely everything.

Patient: *trembling* what's the problem?
Psychiatrist: you have totaphobia, it's quite unfortunate, you're even afraid of the ceiling, and of that lamp (i love lamp), infact, you're afraid of everything. Quite unfortunate.

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eugetrification

kinda like eutrification, or eutrophication. but more concerning EUGE. That's right....EUUUUUUUUGE.

Girl: I love you.
Guy: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuugetrification
Girl: Eugetrification!?
Guy: Definitely not.

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