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champ car

A north american erstaz version of formula one where cars drive in small circles for hours. They are unable to race in the rain (the drivers tend to rust), and the safety car is used everytime someone coughs behind the wheel.
The series where F1 failiers can excel

Ricardo Zonta, Dario Francetti, Christian Fitipaldi, Mark Blundell etc etc etc

by black flag June 02, 2004


The Granery

A gone but not forgotten music club in Bristol UK. Opened as a jazz venue in the late 1950's it became one of the nations leading venues in the Rock'n'Roll years and remained at the cut edge of the live music circiut until its closure in 1990.

It is claimed that every major band to achiebe UK success played at the place including The Rolling Stones, Yes, Genesis, The Damned, Iron Maiden, Metallica and Pink Floyd to name but a few.

by black flag June 11, 2004


USS Cole

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.

3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?

by black flag June 03, 2004


golden duck

Cricketing term

similar to duck, but to be clean bowled by the first ball the batsman faces.

That's the third Golden Duck of his season, and it's only his second game.

by black Flag June 11, 2004


First Bus

A UK public transport company who provide the worse public transport service in the known universe and treat their staff little better than slaves.

I wouldn't work for first bus if they tripled the pay. (which would still be fuck all)

by black flag June 03, 2004


fair and balanced

A media term. An ideal which all newspapers, TV stations and other media should aspire too. This means giving equal air time column inches etc to all sides of the arguement. However in the world of commercial media cartels this ideal is sacrificed on the alter of the profit margin, political influence and self interest.

These days to gain a fair and balanced view of current events it is best to source your news from a number of different sources that offer as wider range of opinions as possible and make your own mind up.

Newscaster "Do you think this war is the correct course of action?"
Man A "Yes blah blah blah"
Man B "No Blah Blah blah"
Station owner "Man A is backed by our major sponsers, ignore man B"

by black flag May 29, 2004


dad's army

Any group of elderly people working together for a common cause. Term derives from the title of the popular british sit com of the same name.

The average age of the workers was 67, they are a real dad's army.

by black flag May 29, 2004