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season

process by which a woman is prepared for rigors of life as postitute

After deciding that she was willing to join the oldest profession, she found a pimp -- who insisted that she be properly seasoned before seeing any johns. To season her, the pimp gathered ten of his friends for a vigorous gang bang

by DS77 April 28, 2008


season

season: is a person that comes into your life for just a short period of time, may be a friend at the time, although there there for just a short period

She's just a season, she needs to pay her part of the bill. He's just a season, he needs to take care of his own bill.

by paine5 June 24, 2009


Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

by NasteaN8 March 11, 2010


SEASONED

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained

"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"

by have2hunt October 25, 2014


seasoned

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009


Seasoned

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".

"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."

by SonicPman May 19, 2017


Seasoned

When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality

Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there

Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.

by TheOneOnlyLegend January 02, 2019