Niggasecond

The correct term would be the Niggasecond, this is 3x faster than the speed of light and if interfered with a human could possibly kill him or turn them into the african american race. For someone who already has the african american race equipped, the affects are different, they tend to become 5x faster than the average person. They can jump 2x higher then they could before they were hit by this beam. The Niggasecond has already been thought of by future scientist to be used in new food products such as deep fries, watermelon harvesters, and used by the government to sign welfare checks 3x faster, this is all i can tell you before i get fired for telling to much information on future technology.

Girl: I’m home alone.
Boy: I’m playing Fortnite

Girl: I’m home alone and I need you daddy for parental supervison.
Boy: I’ll be there in a niggasecond. Victory Royal!