darwin fish

Stupid bullshit badge that stupid, petty atheists put on their car to one-up stupid, petty Christians and their Jesus fish, itself being one-upped by the stupid, petty Christians adorning their vehicle with a plastic badge of the stupid, petty Jesus fish eating the stupid, petty Darwin fish. The only worthwhile fish-badge-thing is the one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Dammit! I'm so tired of people making perfectly good cars ugly by sticking their damn Darwin fish all over them!

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Gun

A gun, in the broadest sense, is any item that launches a projectile, such as a proton gun, a rubber band gun, a Nerf gun, and so forth.

In the narrowest sense, however, a gun is a handheld firearm, used as a weapon, a tool, or sometimes as a ceremonial showpiece.

One of the most effective ways to use a gun is to surprise one's foes by bringing said gun to any knife-fights that may have been arranged.

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Ford Probe

Selling fully loaded (when new) inside of $25,000, it's the poor man's Ferrari. The four-banger base-model is a cheap little cutey-patootie coupe.

The 2.5-liter V-6 GT, however, is the most underappreciated sports car of all time, largely because of the four-banger models. It can, and routinely does, smoke its contemporaries, such as the 240sx, the Celica GT/GT-S, and the Honda Civic or Acura Integra. To this day, the machine's reliability lets it take on modern-day cars, from the vaunted Mustang GT to the Civic Si.

Let's see some good ol' boy in some rustang take that. With his pathetic solid rear axle.

-It's bad enough my Probe GT takes your Mustang GT in every handling category, but I beat you in drag too. Why did you waste all that money?
-Wow. The Ford Probe GT takes a lot of crap about the name, but no one ever wins against it in a race. Wonder why?

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