Biology

One of the most pointless classes you will ever take considering most people just don't care except for your teacher. Most people forget everything they were bitched to about when the school year or class ends.

Phospholipidss are amphipathic molecules containg hydrophobic and hydrophillic regions.

Are those some kind of drugs?

No it's biology...

I should shoot you

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Teacher

Usually caring and inspirational in elementary school.
Teachers in middle school and beyond are souless bastards sent by Satan.

Most teachers are ignorant and/or hate children. Makes you wonder why they picked

I don't care that you have a break! The day we come back from holiday vacation we have a quiz.

Why?

Because I'm the teacher and I said so.

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DJ Hero

The Black version of Guitar Hero

Now instead of Guitar Hero's rock hits, DJ Hero sports hip hop, dance, and rap

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Viper

Someone who can be cool, but is often calculating your every move on the inside. They can be deceptive and decietful, and appear to be all knowning at times because of people's predictability.

They often prey on your weaknesses, and notice all of your flaws just by looking at you.

However because of their ability to see indefinite flaws, they wind up hating themselves, because they see all of their own flaws in extreme detail.

In general, "Viper" would be the name for your sneaky, slightly badass, tough friend who's skilled at many things the average biddy would never dare to try.

I didn't notice how bad Jimmy's acne was until that Viper pointed it out.

She's such a viper, she looks all sweet but she's just using him for gossip.

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