ass chips

Chips that take like somebody's butt.

Your breath smells like you just ate some ass chips.

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Girls Just Want to Have Fun

A classic song by female rock artist Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunately, it did overshadow the rest of her career. Cyndi Lauper wrote a ton of better songs.

Oh, and fuck the Miley Cyrus cover.

'Girls just want to have fun' is now a common saying among young women.

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Eighteen Visions

One of my personal favorite bands. Started out as a metalcore group but abandoned their old sound on their last two albums. Unfortunately, they're broken up.

Why oh why did they have to break up? Please get back together Eighteen Visions!

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The Roots

Uhm... They're not much. Just the greatest god damned hip-hop group of the 90s. I'm listening to "Things Fall Apart" right now, and I'm seriously in awe at how much better this is than any other rap album that's ever been released in the history of music.

Person A: Yo sunnn! I jus kawpped fiddy's nu owl bum 2day. Wut ju git wit yo munny sun?

Person B: Something that's actually worth listening to. I bought an album by "The Roots".

Person A: Aint nobody wunna heer dat shyt sun. put dat shyt away.

Person B: Listen to this.

Person A: Damn, I can't believe I waisted 4 years of my life lsitening to that 50 Cent trash when I could've been indulging my brain in intelligent hip-hop like this. I'm even using proper grammar now.

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Smooth Jazz

Apparently, everyone who's put a definition for smooth jazz is an incompetent moron. Smooth jazz requires the same amount of effort and work as any other type of jazz. Smooth jazz is usually more creative and innovative.

Stupid Person: L0l!!!!11!1 smo0the jass iz 4 elavait0rzz!!!11!1 lyzzen 2 sum reel gazz lyke mylezz daivus!!!11!1

Smooth Jazz is just as good as regular jazz.

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two way

A situation during intercourse in which a woman involved in an orgy with two men has one man penetrating her from the front while the other man penetrates her from the back. This can also happen with two women, in which both women are wearing strap ons, penetrating the targeted woman from both the front and back. It can also happen with a man, and a woman wearing a strap on.

The three lesbians were making out naked, when two of them put on strap ons and gave the remaining lesbian a two way. It gave her an instagasm.

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Alyson Stoner

Alyson Stoner is an American child actress, dancer and voice actor. She started out as the co-host of "Mike's Super Short Show". Her dancing abilities landed her a roles in Missy Elliot and Eminem videos as a backup dancer. She's also starred in the "Step Up" films as Channing Tatum's younger sister. She played Max on "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". Alyson auditioned for the the role of Hannah Montana but lost to the less talented Miley Cyrus. She now plays Isabella on Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb, a cartoon which will hopefully be taken off the air soon. She will have a moderate role in the upcoming Disney movie "Camp Rock".

Person A: Alyson Stoner is such a good dancer. She defintely should've gotten the role of Hannah Montana.

Person B: I agree. If Miley wasn't the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, Alyson Stoner would've gotten the role for sure.

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