butt hymen

getting fucked in the ass for the first time

joe "dude she cryed when i stuck it in her asshole"

John "must have taken her butt hymen"

4👍 10👎

hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

crusticals

while taking a shit if you smell your nuts more then the shit then you have crusticls

"i haven't showered for 5 days i got some wicked crusticals going on"