Black Tide

A metal band that at 1st showed great promise , sounding like a mixture of classic metal such as Metallica/Iron Maiden. But by their 2nd album they lost their minds.

Since losing their minds , their original guitarist left the band and was replaced by a guy with a fro. The singer went psychotic and got 5 inch ear gauges. Their music since losing their minds now resembles something more like a mixture of Nickelback/All That Remains.

Guy 1 : Have you heard the new Black Tide?

Guy 2 : Yeah , that shit fucking sucks... and I told em so on facebook and those douchebags actually had the nerve to block me for saying it.

Guy 1 : Jeez really?

Guy 2 : Yeah

Guy 1 : Man fuck Black Tide , their assholes AND their music sucks and they've gone insane now

Guy 2 : Yeah

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