lung dumpling

The after effects of cold or sinus condition. That fluid, phlem feeling in your chest and throat that comes up when you cough, comes out and looks like a ball of soggy slimy dough. It will stick to anything and if you wipe it on your jeans it may be mistaken for a dried up self pleasing spot.

I just spit a lung dumpling out the window and it stretched down the side of the truck

Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you

“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”