rubby

An ancient beast that roamed the streets circa 1980's to early 90's. Had long hair, ripped jeans, and a Winger t-shirt. Often seen cavorting around night clubs and "metal" venues. It had a high pitched scream reminiscent of King diamond. It has been said this beast has been tamed and spends most of its time eating berries and listening to emo douche bags.

Jim - "Oh man I just saw Rubby!" Bill - "Cover your ass hes dangerous!"

"Hide your children here comes rubby!"

Rubby - "Grrrr Dio rocks my world yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

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