Alfred ashford

A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.

Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.

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Ireland

The place where Lucky the Leprechaun is from. Place where Lucky grows marshmallows (hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and me red balloons). Place of other Leprechauns and four-leaf clovers. Where good luck is born and the funny accents. Where magic and rainbows and happiness is located. That island in Europe.

Ahh me Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious! Get me pot of gold out of yer ass. (Kiss me! I'm Irish!)

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