sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.

A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.

24👍 63👎

pitch

To contribute money towards a common fund for buying alcohol.

See throw down.

Do you wanna pitch for a couple of cases?

25👍 23👎

Hoork

1. to fuck; to be fucked
2. an exclaimation

I am going to hoork you.

Oh, HOORK, I forgot my books.

5👍 7👎

box

similar to the word square, meaning someone who is out of touch with current trends and culture, basically someone who "lives in a box" and appears to have no human relations skills. Also someone who is very uptight about trivial things.

Johnny was so box, he was panicing because he was unable to locate the assignment that he completed three weeks before it was due.

3👍 7👎

shrooms

Any of a variety of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially Psilocybe species and Panaeolus species. They can be either eaten or smoked and the shroomer usually beings to 'trip out', seeing things, hearing things, feeling things. It's a very interestng way to explore your mind and discover your inner most self.

Danny and Billy bought some shrooms from Tom, the hippie down the street.

320👍 188👎

Oh snap

A phrase used in exclamation of either a positive or a negative event. Sometimes just used as a random exclamation.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

23👍 77👎

Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

81👍 52👎