Peacocking

One who dresses spontaneously in an eclectic display of colors and patterns as a means of attracting attention from the public. Single men mostly peacock, when they dress head to toe in obnoxious apparel, decorating themselves in jewelry and name brands, often to get the attention of thirsty hunnies

Tom: “Dax, are you ready to go to Walmart?”
Dax:”yeah, I just need a minute to put on my cheetah print tux and my golden fedora”
Tom: “Damn blood, you’re always peacocking!”

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Hankster

An alternative term used to describe a man's genitals.

"Dude how was the first date?"
"Great! She accidentally fondled my hankster!"

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Dax

The definition of a stud. Dax lurks on tinder looking for foxy pregnant women to hit on. He spends his nights thumbing through social media and strolling on the beach, always on the hunt for a good time. Dax is the patron saint of all party dogs and is often prayed for the presence of his party spirit to enhance parties and social gatherings.

Tom: “Dax! We gotta get lit tonight! Rachel is gonna be at my party!!!!”
Dax: “isn’t rachel the single pregnant girl that works at sky zone that I met on tinder?”
Tom: “that’s the girl!”
Dax:”women shouldn’t play sports!”
Tom:”haha what?”
Dax: “I’ll be there!”

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