Brown plopper

While shitting your poop comes out rock solid and slow. It hurts, but is arousing at the same time. As it all comes out you have a mini orgasm causing you to piss blood. When your shit hits the water the splash seeps into your asshole, scaring you a tad. The best part about a brown plopper is that you don't have to wipe afterwards.

"Hurry up Ralph were gonna be late!"
"I'll be quick, i'm having a brown plopper, i can feel it."