Portuguese Snowblower

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.

“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”

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Kentucky Thumb

When you stick your thumb in something to restrict blood flow.

My girl was on her period so I gave her a Kentucky thumb.

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Cibnib

Cofi

Cofi is a Cibnib.