jamaican handbag

A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.

Let's give that freshman a Jamaican handbag.

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no service

My cell phone plan.

Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"

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