dadrock

Classic rock you first heard from your dad's old record collection.

1: "I got into The Beatles after my dad showed me some of their albums he bought in the '60s."

2: "So you listen to a lot of dadrock?"

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flarb

To coat with butter.

1: What is he doing?
2: He's flarbing that canvas with some margarine.

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gpom

Gratuitous Picture Of Myself.

For people who know that using "gpoy" is grammatically incorrect.

Typical Tumblr User: omg, gpoy

Grammar Nazi: I think you mean "gpom". You're saying "this is a gratuitous picture of myself", so use "gpom".

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Rule 35

"If porn of it doesn't exist, porn will be made of it."

A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.

1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.

2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.

1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--

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