The most fabulous and powerful creature since the Ugandan Knuckles which arrived in December 2017.
Boy 1: "Have you heard about the Ugandan Chungus meme?"
Boy 2: "No, that meme sounds as dead as the Ugandan Knuckles meme, you normie".
*Boy 1 dies*
To be the best defender in the whole world.
"He's our centre half. He's our number 4! Watch him defend. And we watch him score... He can pass the ball. Calm as you like. He's Virgil Van Dijk. He's Virgil Van Dijk!