Caucasian Avalanche

When you find a girl who's older than you, bust a nut in her hair, push her down a flight of stairs, and sue her for sexual harassment.

"Yo, you see that milf? I pulled a caucasian avalanche on her ass and now I'm $25,000 richer!"

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kurt cobain

...Kurt Cobain - you are an Angel. The Nirvana legacy will live in the hearts of fans forever.

:)

Smells Like Teen Spirit is a fucken fantastic song, don't get me wrong, but all Nirvana songs are so very beautiful - so take the chance to know more than this one song before calling yourself a harcore fan.

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porca miseria

Italian for miserable pig. I just like how it sounds, especially when you put crazy stress on the POR and SER syllables. (PORca miSERia).

Its fun to use while driving, because most people wont know what youre saying. Beware of mafia.

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