Dolien

A secret race of aliens invading earth. One currently known by the name of “Doc” is suspected to be their leader.

L: “did you hear about the Doliens spreading?”
B: “I heard that somebody named doc was leading them.”
L: “We mustn’t let them take over our homeland”

tornk

When you are jerking off so well that you spin in a tornado uncontrollably causing you to spray your walls in your baby gravy

L: “I was tornking like crazy last night!”
B: “how was the clean up?”
L: “I had to grab a towel and a whole lot of bleach but it was worth it!”