plunk

to send a text message (usually with a picture, mms) of yourself (preferably while) pooping. Usually nothing explicit, ideally it's discreet enough to draw the reader in and actually open the image and possibly even zoom in to see what's going on.

Named for the fact that when you drop one, you make a plunk sound.

sent a picture of my shoes with my pants around my ankles accompanied with the message "YOU GOT PLUNKED BITCH"

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shmiro

Originally derived from a japanese last name, it has also become a slang term. Shmiro can be used as an affectionate friendly name, as well as a derogatory name for homosexual, similar to the americanized word 'fag.'

"YO shmiro what's up?!"

"That kid was mad shmiro, he kept trying to touch me and shit, what a fag"

diarrheagret

The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).

After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.

"Shouldn't have gotten that indian food man...I got diarrheagret"