Big Red

A fictitious toy made by Bleego, makers of Termite Town. A figure of a viking you pour red goop into the horned helmet, pull the string, and enjoy the show. Cleanup kits sold separately. As seen in a Saturday Night Live commercial spoof.

He's big big big. And he's red red red. And that's how he got to earn the name, Big Red!

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Leo

A lion made famous by MGM. Gets paid big bucks just to sit in a circle and roar, traumatizing countless small children.

I had a dream I was watching Tom and Jerry, and Leo just wouldn't stop roaring!

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