Belgian Penile Gauge

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.

"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"

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