Homogenius

A rare species of humans that belong to the Homo genus. Homogeniuses are far more intelligent, superior, and good looking then their cousins, the homo sapiens. It is said that there are only a few hundred homogeniuses left in the world. Homogeniuses usually keep to themselves and blend in with the homo sapiens around them, only revealing their true selves to fellow homogeniuses.

Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, and Alexander the Great were all secretly homogeniuses.

Brian: Hey Hans what'd you get on your algebra quiz?
Hans: A+ what else?
Brian: Damn, you must be a homogenius!
Hans: Haha nah, I wish!

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