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:) this means they're trying to call you a fat ass without you noticing

That redditor is such a :)

ZaZa

The most wonderful substance in the world. The one substance that doesn't remind me that my life is terrible me and my friends can't go one day without it.

I need my Zaza now

Myles

A person who is worshiped like a god

That guy Walter like of a Myles

Myles

Practically a god

He's such a myles

River b

Smells like Balls

Your a river b

River

A donkey or an ass

That is such a river