Blindish

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.

"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"

patterned

A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.

"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"

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Fingering

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them

"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."

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