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R.I.P., Madchester.
Don't turn Madchester music into karaoke fodder.
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The RAF (Royal Air Force) is Britains air force. Bombed the shit out of Nazi Berlin in WW2.
Hans: Oh shit the RAF are comin'!
Jurgen: Oh well. It's 'pull your trousers down' time boys. We're about to get royally raped.
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A small group of islands north of Europe from which the modern world was born, without which America would be called 'The United States of Spain.'
Don't bother arguing to the contrary, 'cause you know Britain has more soul.
Alan: How can such a small island do so much for the modern world?
Geoff: It's 'cos they're British!
Alan: roflmao!!!!!111 oh yea!
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When these chaps grow up, one day they'll look back and wonder what was going through their minds as they wore rubber masks onstage.
"I say, i'm indubitably bamboolzled as to why I was such an angry and talentless fellow. I feel quite the fool. An April fool, as it were."
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A resident of Great Britain. Those living in England, N Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The greatest nation in the world.
"I don't care who wins the World Cup, as long as it's a British team."
"I say, old bean, can I buy you a pint?"
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When you suspect someone of being an idiot, count how many times they say 'basically' when talking.
So, basically, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, basically, my vocabluary is really really basic.
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An event with all the pomp and circumstance you'd expect from the Americans, despite the fact they're the only nation on Earth who gives a shit about this 'sport' (rugby with pads)
Man 1: Alright mate, you goin' to the Superbowl this Saturday?
Man 2: Nah, i'm gonna watch the footie down the pub, get pissed and have a fight. Fancy it?
Man 1: Sounds good. Mine's a Carling.
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