[Cymbalta]

1. A pill for crazy people, or people who want to stop their family from looking at them funny, including the family dog.

2. Helps people to take away "bad" thoughts.

3.Saves the world from crazy moms on towers with guns.

Cymbalta

(kid)"Mom, why don't you love me anymore?"

(mom)"Because your ugly, and I hate the world, but it's ok, the dr. gave me some Cymbalta!"

(kid)"Goody, can we get ice cream now?"

(mom)"No, my pills are not covered that well."

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[ASA]

Another name for the common drug Tylenol.

Guy "I think im having a heart attack?"

Woman "oh I better grab the ASA!"

Guy "oh thanks, I am sure I will feel better in a few min."

Woman "No you won't, I just gave you Cyanide."

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