Squirrelling

To suddenly become distracted by anything and everything. Also to start additional tasks in procrastination of an original task

*Normal chatter*
J: Oh look, a Red wing black bird

EX2)

P1- Just call them and get it over with
P2- or I could check my score and dispute three random things
P1- stop squirrelling

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Arctic Cuck

Military people who actually want all of the worst deployments.

Sgt: Did you hear he took the siapan deployment?
Airman: Yeah, He's a real Arctic cuck

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Shortle

A measurement of time equivalent to 13.4567 Seconds

Guy 1: When are you going to be here?
Guy 2: In a Shortle, calm your horses