Bulgarian armpit tourture

When a man of African Decent that is bald and has glasses wearing a blue plaid shirt is inside of a McDonalds and says "should I dip my burger like this, like this, should I dip my burger like this" and proceeds to eat it after covering the entire thing in ketchup.

"fellows in Paris got me Bulgarian armpit tourture"

"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."