Predaphile

Usually an older person around their fourties who enjoys hitting on and or making flirtacious and awkward comments to one who is far younger than them. Related to a cougar and a dirty old man. Except they are worse because they are terrible at hiding what they do and make it extremely obvious even to the person's significant other. They tend to be quite stupid as well.

A: "The barbie beezy at my boyfriends work was trying to hit on him while I was there! She's like in her fourties and completely plastic"

"EW what a predaphile!!"

"Yeah, no kidding. I wanted to punch her in the fake boob. I wonder if they'd pop!"

"They probably would..."

B: Predaphile-"so aren't you getting that tattoo soon"

Young man-"umm....why were you listening in on my conversation with my brother?"

Predaphile-"hahahaha oh you're so cute..."

Young man-"I have a girlfriend, you predaphile!"

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