1-10 female attractiveness scale

A male subconsciously rates a females attractiveness from 1-10 by looking at her, perhaps passing in the street, by analysing the features.... most commonly scanning the behind area.

Graham: (walks past hot girl in street)
( brain automatically activates the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

Graham: hmmmm ? A solid 7.5

Dense breast

When you hug a girl not intended to be friendly but to feel if her boobs are real and you discover that they are hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.

Ed: wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)

Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense breasts and pulls away with disappointment)

Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.

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