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When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.
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A meme.
It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...
"FEELS GOOD MAN"
Person 1: Why do you pull your pants all the way down to take a piss?
Person 2: Feels good man...
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A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.
Jade Goody will die any day now.
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Something that black people say. It's from a Dipset song.
Person 1: Yo son, i'm gonna get dat ass if you don't leave me alone, no homo!
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An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
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An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.
There is no known cure.
Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.
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Hardcore is the name for many awesome things.
Hardcore Punk - Awesome. Has awesome subgenres too.
Hardcore Porn - Awesome.
Hardcore Wrestling - The most entertaining form of pro wrestling due to actual violence.
Hardcore Punk and its subgenres are my favorite forms of music.
I just got done watching some Hardcore Porn. I loved it.
Hardcore Wrestling is awesome because people hit each other with light tubes and shit.
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