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Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.
"He went back to her again!?"
"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"
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The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.
Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
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When you smash your nut sack so hard that it gets bigger.
Wow that guy smashed his nut sack so hard! He must have Ballzheimers!
An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.
There is no known cure.
Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.
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When you smash your nut sack so hard it gets bigger.
Wow that guy smash his nut sack so hard! He is going to get Ballzheimers!
When a man forgets earlier sexual conquests and can't recall names, events, etc.
Marcus: Dude, what was the name of that girl I fucked the other night?
Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!
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As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."
"Apparently my dealer has Ballzheimer's, yesterday he lectured me about smoking too much ganj"
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