SHIT A DICK

1.) A phrase used in high tension situations. ie: Traffic incodents, competative videogames, high-stakes poker, etc.

2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.

3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.

4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.

1.) "SHIT A DICK! THAT ASSHOLE JUST CUT ME OFF! GO GET AIDS FUCKFACE!"

2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"

3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"

4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."

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Jaysmith

Someone who is especially skilled at crafting marajuana cigarettes.

Person 1: "Dude, that Nick guy is a supurb Jaysmith!"

Person 2: "I know! He rolled that joint so fast!"

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bluntsmith

Someone who is especially skilled at rolling blunts.

Person 1 : "Dude, this blunt is burning hella slow!"

Person 2 : "Yea i know, my man Mike is one hell of a bluntsmith!"

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Omniposition

Any position in a First Person Shooter (FPS) videogame, that allows the player to watch all vulnarable positions, making him "omnipotent" to all attacks. The only real weakness of an omniposition is a tendency to run out of ammo.

"Dude, Bloodgoose, I found an omniposition on this map. I'm pwning so many noobs come help me defend it!"

"OMW, but i'm already running out of ammo, I'll come after I respawn."

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Gooyuk

The opposite of Gooyum, gooyuk is any gooey substance that is degusting, a classic eample being jizz or pussy juice.

"Oh god! Becky just shot gooyuk right into my fucking face!"

"Oh shit, i had toomuch fukinbooze...., i... i..., blaghhhhhAhhahah! Dude i just blew gooyuk all over the stall"

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Gooyum

Any delicious gooey substance. Most specifically the goo found at the bottom of dessert trays.

"Dude, i just finished my McCinnamon Melt, look at all that gooyum!"

"I'm gonna lick the fuck out of that gooyum!"

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