Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:









:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

C(r)otch

A combination of the words crotch and cotch. It can be used to imply either crotch or cotch, as in genitals or to relax or recline with friends.

Dude: Hey Guy, lets can we c(r)otch here?

Guy: Good idea Dude, I was getting tired.

Ben: Yeah, my c(r)otch was starting to chafe due to all the walking.

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Pizza Cookie

It's like a pizza... but you don't cut it up so it's like a giant cookie.

Guy: Hey Dude, I'm so hungry for pizza but I haven't got a cutter

Dude: Hey Guy, just have a pizza cookie

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