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Kitten

Kitten: Young women who find males twenty+ years older then themselves attractive.

Notable Kittens:
Ashley Madison
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Calista Flockhart
Katie Lee Joel

The young precursor to cougar.

Graverobber.

Not to be confused with a woman who marries elderly men for financial gain. EX: Anna Nichole.

Girl: Ah! Did you see that hottie over there?
Kitten powers activate!

Man: STOP FUCKING MY GRANDPA!

by Blowing.Your.Fucking.Mind. February 8, 2011

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